Mandeigh Wells
10-04-2005, 02:30
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without
water. His horse has already died of thirst.
He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last
breath, when all of a sudden; he sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the
sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.
He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is
wearing an IRS ID (tax office) badge and a dull grey dress. There's a
calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three
wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an IRS
genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like
you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And
he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story:
If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string
attached.
SO THERE,,,,,,,,,,,,,BE WARNED,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
(by the way its a joke, after you have had a laugh, lets not turn this into a political discussion........after all there is no specific government stated :rolleyes: )
water. His horse has already died of thirst.
He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last
breath, when all of a sudden; he sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the
sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.
He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is
wearing an IRS ID (tax office) badge and a dull grey dress. There's a
calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three
wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an IRS
genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like
you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And
he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story:
If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string
attached.
SO THERE,,,,,,,,,,,,,BE WARNED,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
(by the way its a joke, after you have had a laugh, lets not turn this into a political discussion........after all there is no specific government stated :rolleyes: )