Google Wants and Needs (too funny)

[dao]

I saw this on another board that I belong to and the results were too funny. What you do is type your user name needs (i.e. dao needs) then user name wants (i.e. dao wants) then post the results here. Below are mine. Oh, its okay to change the capitalization/species as appropriate.


dao needs

1. dao needs a data source
2. dao needs the location of the workgroup file
3. dao's magical peak needs to be protected :confused:
4. dao needs to be third in the list if she's going to take precedence and work properly
5. dao's code needs to be modified
6. doa needs a reference to needs
7. dao needs to referenced
8. dao needs to be registered
9. dao needs her a$$ beat and then needs to apologize :eek: :bow:
10. dao needs to organize those components in a different way which is invisable to the user

dao's wants:
1. dao wants parents to know there is help
2. dao wants to conquer the entire internet :cool:
3. dao wants to be a part of the awesome and hopefully diverse experiences that await you here :wave:
4. dao wants to go back home
5. dao wants fifty (50) of the sets to have a full year of maintenance
6. dao wants to stress teaching throughout her future
7. dao wants you to gain better health and wants you to be active
8. dao wants to get off to a good start
9. dao wants to conquer all of China and thus eventually bring peace to diverse lands :hippie:
10. dao is misunderstood and thinks that she wants to be his girlfirend. However, her mind is still preoccupied with Lei :confused:

[KayJay]

We passed this one around at my workplace using our real first names.

Kara needs two articles for Lobby. A plant and a picture would do fine.
Kara needs to be washed to really get her coat clean again. Those once a month showers just aren't enough.
Kara needs far more from a friend. A rich friend is a good start.
Kara needs to get to work. Running late as usual.
Kara needs to have a firm date to make plans and accommodations for a move. But I just can't make up my mind when.
Kara needs all the friends she can get, now. Especially if they're the rich kind.

Kara wants Tom Hanks to star in his film about a cosmonaut. Yes, I think he would do much better than Tom Cruise.
Kara wants to watch “Pirates of the Caribbean.” ...for the 20th time.
Kara wants the meat of the orange because she needs a snack after ... Hmmm...three dots/letters, whatever could that mean?
Kara wants to visit 12 places. And none of them are in this country.
Kara wants to do 43 things. And that took a lot of shortening of my wish list.
Kara really wants some time with him to figure out what comes next. Yes, you always want it to be good after (the three letters).
Kara wants to wear a sweater. But only if it's in the fall and the color is turquoise.
Write a story telling what will happen the next time Kara wants to fly a kite. A little long to put here but did I ever tell you what is on my kite?
After high school, Kara wants to pursue a career in Radiology and enjoys ... Hmmm...theres those three dots/letters again. So true.