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Tony Dismukes
11-10-2006, 08:22
Now that the Democrats have won both houses of Congress, I can finally go ahead and admit the true liberal agenda. Dennis and Cliff were right about us all along. ;)

http://www.rightwasright.us/

Boy, it feels good to get that out in the open.
Cliff Hargrave
11-10-2006, 08:57
OMG! That was freaking hilarious!!! :laugh: :laugh:
Dennis Monk
11-10-2006, 09:48
Funny, but with a bit of truth mixed in as well.
Jared Sutton
11-10-2006, 09:54
Pure gold my friend!


4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses

:laugh:

J. Sutton
Patrick Hayes
11-10-2006, 10:01
22. Texas returned to Mexico
Well, I know how I'd vote on this one. . .
Dennis Monk
11-10-2006, 11:03
Well since the Aztecs consider their mystical "Aztlan" to go all the way up the western coast, we will be giving that back as well. This will include the state of Washington.
Patrick Hayes
11-10-2006, 11:27
Well since the Aztecs consider their mystical "Aztlan" to go all the way up the western coast, we will be giving that back as well. This will include the state of Washington.
So wouldn't that also make Texas part of the dreaded "left coast?" :laugh:
Your complimentary welcome basket containing granola, Birkenstocks, hemp, and tie-dyed t-shirt is on route to you via bicycle. It should reach you by 2008.
Dennis Monk
11-10-2006, 12:15
I can't wait....
DaNinjew
11-10-2006, 12:21
Nice work Tony!
David Craik
11-10-2006, 13:15
That was funny. :laugh:
Gordon Nore
11-10-2006, 18:25
Now that the Democrats have won both houses of Congress, I can finally go ahead and admit the true liberal agenda. Dennis and Cliff were right about us all along. ;)

http://www.rightwasright.us/

Boy, it feels good to get that out in the open.

Very funny, Tony. I also checked out their blog...



Self esteem workshops for all prisoners.

Affirmative action extended to include short people and anarchists.

Teachers will be required to demonstrate correct usage of birth control devices with other teachers.
aplonis
11-10-2006, 19:22
No... That ain't quite right. Really it'll be...

Not: Carter added to Mount Rushmore.
But: Thomas Payne added to Mount Rushmore...in place of Roosevelt.

Not: Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein.
But: Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate the Caliphate.

Not: Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses.
But: CIA will abduct stay-at-home aliens and bring them here.