Funeral services here

[jtweymo]

I'm Jewish so, it's off with the mourner's kaddish we go...


Yitgadal v'yitkadash sh'mei raba,
b'alma div'ra chirutei, v'yamlich malchutei
b'chaiyeichon uv'yomeichon
uv'chaiyei d'cholbeit Yisraeil,
ba'agala uvizman kariv,
v'im'ru: Amein.



Just kidding around.
About being jewish... no wait, I really am jewish

I'm just kidding around about my own funeral.

Any other Jews on this board? Martial arts and Judaism... anything to say?

EDIT HERE:
Specifically about the martial arts of Jujutsu, and Judaism and so forth. Before ya go off on me. I mean that Jews, like everybody, been practicing Judo and Jujutsu for decades.

Anything to say?

[Nick L.]

Hmmmm? This is kinda the same, right?

[jtweymo]

OOOOOOOhhhhh HAI YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhh!!! u'veshem a tovah, brikh hu. [tzitzit flappin' in the breeze as a karasu tobi].

[Nick L.]

OOOOOOOhhhhh HAI YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhh!!! u'veshem a tovah, brikh hu. [tzitzit flappin' in the breeze as a karasu tobi].

English please.

Maybe this is more like what your talking about.

[Webmaster]

Goodbye Jon. Tired of your nonsense and the waste of bandwidth that you are responsible for. With Hurricane Gustav on our plate, I really don't have the time or the patience for your childish bu!!sh!t.