thoughts on this web page

[ppko]

what is your thoughts on this site do you find humor in it or not
www.realultimatepower.net

[thebigj8]

I find realultimatepower to be incredibly funny. A long-time friend, who I work with, is not a martial artist, but discovered the sight after I had been looking at it one day. To this day, he still makes frequent ninja references and leaves ninja-inspired wallpaper on the computer.

[ChristopherMoon]

Holy Dang!

Your profile just gave me all kinds of flashbacks.

Someone from Sedalia. I went to first grade at Sacred Heart when my grandma spent a year teaching music there. I lived on 4th street and that was the first time in my life I ever saw fireflies and a rattle snake. Hawaii has neither. Does Sedalia still host the state fair? I liked this girl in my class and her parents took me with them to the state fair. She said I could kiss her and I tried to slip her the tongue. She gagged and said gross. Her parents said I could not come over anymore.

Sorry to interrupt. Carry on with your thread...

[thebigj8]

Yeah, we still host the Fair. They're also going to begin an addition to Sacred Heart, later this month. New gym, classrooms etc. Other than that, I'm sure Sedalia's just about the same as you left it. I'd be happy to trade places with you in Hawaii!

How old are you, by the way? Just curious. Maybe we know some of the same people. With Sedalia being the size that it is, I'd say that's pretty likely. Thanks for taking the time. :bow:

[ChristopherMoon]

Hi there

I am 30 so I was in 1st grade I think 80-81. Last time I heard my teacher then is now the prinicpal of Sacred Heart Mrs. Deifendork or something like that. I have not been back to Sedalia since 1982 but I thought about going back to visit. My godparents still live there. They have a daughter Ginger Gereke that would be about your age. Other then that not many people I remember other then a guy that played semi pro baseball, Josh Bishop. Oh yeah and my first crush, Missy Maples. Mahalo for writing back.

[Mist]

That real ultimate power website is a piece of crap! I dont understand how he could say it was about real Ninja! Someone please agree with me that that website is only about Fantasy Ninja. I did not find humor in that website. It almost made me want to cry. It was that bad!

[Mist]

I know I cant educate everybody in the world, but we have to do something! A lot of people think that is about real Ninja! Someone even said they would use that site as a reference for a school report, which means even more people will beliebe in the Fantasy Ninja. Its madness I tell you! :D

But seriously, I think we should do something.

[DuckofDeath]

It almost made me want to cry.

It almost made me want to crap my pants.

[Mist]

Now can you also agree that we have to do something.

[heretic888]

Now can you also agree that we have to do something.

Yes, let's pass a law banning people from making jokes about "ninja". That's what we should do. Oh, and please excuse me while I shove this hanbo up my rectum. :rolleyes:

[David Craik]

Someone even said they would use that site as a reference for a school report, which means even more people will beliebe in the Fantasy Ninja. I think it is therefore safe to say that some people are fairly stupid.


I dont understand how he could say it was about real Ninja!
Umm...because it's a joke, Edward? It's a site put up by a college student and intended to be humorous.


I know I cant educate everybody in the world
And thank Christ for that. Perhaps you could educate yourself first, Ed, beginning with looking up the definition of the word 'parody'.

There is so much absolute nonsense about "ninja" that such a website was bound to be created. It's a joke and protected by the First Amendment, and if people are too stupid to see that then that's their problem. I welcome the day when all we have to worry about is a funny website about mammals..er, ninja. Think there's more pressing issues in the world right now.

Anyway, I love that site, and have been dropping Real Ultimate Power references for a couple of years now. Better than dropping a spoon, let me tell you. You can get totally uppercutted for that.

There is also a host of clones:

The Official Hippo Webpage (http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/hippo.htm)

The Official Electrical Engineer Webpage (http://www.rpi.edu/~harmsj/RUPEE/)

The Official Fan Film Director Webpage (http://www.runleiarun.com/ninja.html)

The Official Medical Student Webpage (HTtp://www.rupalpinto.com/medstudent/)

The Official Saxon Webpage (http://theempire.netmag.easyspace.com/thesaxons.html)

The Official Commie Webpage (http://truffula.net/~ultimate/)

The Official Hacker Webpage (http://realultimatehackers.ath.cx/)

The Official Accountant Webpage (http://www.andymcloughlin.co.uk/tmo/power.htm)

The Official Shaman Webpage (http://students.washington.edu/eomoe/ultimate/senators/" ]THE OFFICIAL SENATOR WEBPAGE[/URL]

[URL="http://www.grizlorspics.iwarp.com/Power.htm)

The Official LIQUOR STORE CLERK Webpage (http://www-personal.umich.edu/~dconstan/clerk.html)

The Official Puppy Webpage (http://members.cox.net/jw791/puppies.htm)

The Official Black Momma Webpage (http://www.orb-tv.com/momma.html)

Sloth Site (http://www.vynsane.com/rup.html)

and

Real Ultimate Huey Lewis (http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling/notactuallywrestling/huey.html)

So apparently a lot of other people find it funny too, and love it with every inch of their body (including their pee-pee).

[Mist]

It doesnt sound like it was ment to be humerous. That person really seems to think that Ninja were like that.

[Mist]

Im advertising. I made something really cool. I put this in budoseek's guestbook:

Is anybody interested in joining my club? Here is the url: http://com4.runboard.com/bmistfieldmilitaryclub

It is a Discussion Forums thing that I made into a game! You mostly fight other members. You get to buy weapons and armor and even talk with fellow members!

Id appreciate it if more people would join.

[David Craik]

It doesnt sound like it was ment to be humerous. That person really seems to think that Ninja were like that.

From the site:

"The purpose of ninjas is to flip out and kill people"
"Ninjas are mammals"
"Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome."
"A ninja stops evil businessmen from demolishing a nursing home and turning it into a parking lot by popping a six-foot boner for charity"
"A ninja breaks world records all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once"
"Three wise ninjas bring baby Jesus ninja stars, a guitar, and a hot babe"

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/wail1_small.jpg

This seems like a serious site to you? Good God, even at 14 I wasn't that gullible.

[kirigirisu]

From the site:
This seems like a serious site to you? Good God, even at 14 I wasn't that gullible.

David, you must remember that today's 14-year old is about the equivalent of your generation's 10-year-old at best, if those 10 year olds had their mind rotted out with Empty-Vee, PS2, and lots and lots of artificial sweeteners in their slurpies.

Plus lots and lots of Ninjer Video Game Babes to love with every part of their hairless bodies (including their pee-pee).

Psst. Hey, Mist-type foggy guy: Most of the "real" Ninjer-type practitioner-type folk around here think that so-called "Bobby Hamburger" and his site are cool, and by cool I mean TOTALLY SWEET.

Er, except for you and that allegedly asian young'un from "New York."
http://williamhung.org/wh/images/stories/inspiration.jpg

[David Craik]

:laugh:

You have a point there, Bill.

And here I thought young'uns were supposed to be more 'sophisticated' than we were back in the day..least that's what the shrinks keep saying. They must not browse ninjer forums.

[Mist]

You know what? Im not going to get mad. You have no idea who I am, or what my IQ level is and I dont dont knw who you are. Lets just make everybody happy and lay off the unnessesary comments.

[Mist]

I study about Samurai, and know some stuff about Ninja. That site was not true.

Just so you weirdos know, I dont believe that website.

[Jay Bell]

This site is a gag site, and while funny, has been discussed a million times. It's a joke...let it go.