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Dennis Monk
07-27-2004, 15:30
Baring all for Canada

FOREIGN STRIPPERS MUST SUPPLY NUDE STAGE PHOTOS TO OFFICIALS

By TOM GODFREY, TORONTO SUN




IMMIGRATION OFFICERS are having to pore through naked pictures of hundreds of exotic dancers to keep impostors out of Canada. Foreign strippers planning to table dance in clubs here must now provide photos of themselves with no clothes on to qualify for a visa for Canada, immigration officials say.

"Stage photos during performances are required," said Sergio Mercado, of the Canadian Embassy in Mexico.

MEMO TO VISA OFFICERS

In a memo to fellow visa officers around the world, Mercado said if a dancer passes the no-clothes test, they may then require a police certificate or medical examination.

The memo was obtained from access to information documents obtained by the Sun.

The potential dancers have to prove they can dance in the nude, immigration lawyer Mendel Green said yesterday.

"They can't be partially nude," he said. "If they don't have pictures in the nude, they are not going to wiggle their bottoms in Canada."

Immigration lawyer Richard Kurland said the women have to show nude pictures to ensure they're not abusing the system.

When it comes to Russia, the visa officers are looking for "headline performers" who can be paid up to $5,000 weekly and are often featured in ads of which they are expected to have copies.

PHOTO SPREADS

Officers at the Canadian Embassy in Moscow said most headliners have been subject of photo spreads after vying for "Miss Nude North America or Miss Nude Europe" contests.

Immigration officer Dorothy Christie said once dancers arrive here they are usually placed in strip club lodgings and paid $60 every time they're on stage, $10 for a lapdance and $20 for a VIP room lapdance.

Each week the women must pay $100 to an agent and $50 for a driver as well as $10 nightly to a DJ, the officer said.


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SteyrAUG
07-27-2004, 16:13
Uhhh, is there some 'phony' stripper problem in Canada I'm not aware of?

Can you imagine the ACLU crap storm if they US tried to require nude photos of immigrants?


And if the strippers are in fact, Al Quida agents bound for the US, will Canada waive the nude photo requirement.

Ramirez
07-27-2004, 20:42
Actually there are a couple of places around Toronto that I was wondering what was going on. Not that I have personal knowledge of this but heard from a good buddy who frequents. Let's call him Mark.

Anyway as I was saying , while I was...., I mean he was enjoing a few beers at said place he noticed the peelers were all Russian, Romanian, Hungarian and Latin American.

I a bit suspicious that white slavery or illegal immigration was going on there.

AstreaEvania
07-28-2004, 13:40
*Tries to cover her location* Just when you thought they couldn't come up with anything dumber...

Ramirez
07-28-2004, 16:59
There was another story in the papers about it today. That is exactly what this is about "human trafficking".

AstreaEvania
07-28-2004, 17:16
Well gee, doesn't that just make you want to stand up and sing "O Canada"?!